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Name: Shaun
Birthday: 8/24/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: I'm a Kiwi Malaysian, or is that a Malaysian Kiwi? One of those..
I am and will forever be in that funny dead zone between two cultures, or in two cultures.. one of those :)
Expertise: A graduate software engineer :P
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Member Since:
5/17/2004
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| I'm a fussy eater, with many many requirements for the food placed in front of me. One of these is a very subjective requirement... I don't eat animals which are too intelligent. Like... I couldn't eat an ape. Or a monkey. This requirement of intelligence is a vague - but I would have to say... if an animal can problem solve, or use tools - both of which are indicators of extreme intelligence, into which only a minute fraction of the animal kingdom fall - I would definitely avoid them on the table. Dolphins. Dogs. Cats.
Another animal I have always tried to avoid is the octopus. A frequent of Japanese dishes. The octopus is a very intelligent animal. They can do mazes, remember things, and I have read stories of them escaping from their tanks, walking across floors, to enter the tanks of other fish, eat them, and return back to their tanks. This morning, I am reading about an article in CNN (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/15/octopus.study/index.html), where an octopus was observed carrying coconut shells underneath them, for use later on as an external protection. This is something unheard of for an invertebrate. Planned future use of tools. Sometimes, when I go into aquariums, I try to look into those large large eyes, and try to imagine what is going on behind them. Well, not much as far I as could see.
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| It's white. It's soft. It smells nice. I could probably sleep in a bed of it. Why have I not come across you before?
I am talking about Kleenex's Eucalyptus n Aloe 3ply tissue paper. The length of the name itself means something - it means luxury, elegance and class. Kleenex - a brand name implying positive hygiene. Eucalyptus - something a koala will chew on all day. Aloe - it's good for you. 3ply - this is over my head but is obviously some sort of hi-tech tissue talk, probably meaning "thick", or... "multi-layered". Now - say it with me - 'what a name'!
All this talk of a name. Does it, in fact, match the product? Why, yes it does! This is a soft fragrantly luxurious product. Which is probably why I have not come across it before. So, I was a little hesitant when Yin introduced me to this product. Even now, it does not seem like the sort of product I would want to ... soil. And then discard. But I have used it, and I have enjoyed it. I was so surprised by it that, lo and behold, here is a blog entry about a shopping product :O Oh wait, this would be.. the second... in a row.
So anyway, 'Kleenex's Eucalyptus n Aloe 3ply' - a great treat for the nose! A product that Stan the Man would use!
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| Today, I had an energy drink in the new shot format - 60ml. It is apparently the new trend. V and Demon are other energy drinks that now have shots. These shots are $4.50.
The first time I saw someone consume a similar bottle was in District 9 ... and the result was .. lets say, for a non-spoiler, a little bit alien (okok, so, in the movie, it was not an energy drink, but rather, space ship fuel).
So, I wanted to see what would happen. The drink had a strong Red Bull smell. I expected it to be quite thick (I've had a similar drink before) - but it was actually very liquidy. I sipped it slowly, but within a few seconds, the 60ml of "dietary supplement" was gone.
Here is my diary of events.
2:13pm - Consume Redbull energy shot
2:16pm - I felt a little bit light headed.
2:20pm - my head was spinning a wee bit
2:30pm - hmmm... head still spinning a wee bit
2:45pm - maybe I'm feeling a bit odd.. there is a glow. I'm definitely glowing.
3:00pm - Shaun has transcended the boundary. He is now aware. Concentration is as concentration does. Reaction speed is enough to dodge speeding bullets. Shaun is vigilant.
Shaun views the world's problems. A mere trifle. Yet, too complicated for the brain processes of mere mortals. No, let them handle the problems themselves.
Shaun reaches out into the ethereal zephyrs of the paradise birds, to catch a flowing strand of colour. This action ignites a radiant burst of ribboned rainbows, each brighter than the last. Here is peace as was intended. Here is Shaun.
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Actually, that was only what I was hoping for. In the end, I got nothing out of it. In fact, it may have been the reverse. I actually grew sleepy. Another workmate who had one after me also became sleepy during the afternoon.
Interesting.
I will not be buying this again. Not for that price. Not for that amount. Not for that effect. | | |
| Man, I hate it when I am so daft - how can I not have thought of this before???
I came up with the most impressive way to make money this afternoon.
Kittens!
I will start raising kittens and cats!
And sell them off on Trademe!
Everyone knows cats can find their way back home over long distances. So, I will sell the cat, and then rely on it coming back to me! What an awesome plan!
Ofcourse, there has to be some reason why the cat would return back to me. Normally, they go where they are well fed. And.. if you bought a cat on Trademe (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Pets-animals/Cats/Cats/mcat-0004-3319-3324-3332-.htm), you would probably feed it well. Maybe.
But that is beside the point. My plan would revolve around hooking my cat to some addictive substance. Just a wee little bit. The cat will be hooked to it. So, there will only be one source where it will be able to get the drug. So, the cat will have no choice, but to return to meeeeeeeeeee!
Timeline (I think I can roll this out within a week):
Day 1: I sell it - to Trademe user (who then gives it to her small daughter).
Day 3: After a few days, the cat becomes all strung up, with withdrawal symptoms.
Day 4: The cat makes its way back to me.
Day 5: Pump cat up with drugs
Day 6: Sell cat to new unsuspecting owner.
Here is my would-be new cat, which I will call, hopefully rather appropriately, Boomerang :)
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The cost details must still be worked out:
Initial Cost of Cat (ICC): -$100
Weekly Cost of Drugs (WCD): -$75 (the type of illicit substance used may have to change if not powerful enough)
Cost of Food (CoF): -$25
Sale Price of Cat (SPC): $100
Cost of Little Girl's Broken Heart (CLGBH): Priceless (hence this does not have to be factored into equation)
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| The past 2 weeks have been epic and action packed, and just so awesome!
Kayaking in the Milford Sound, skiing with real snow falling all around and sampling 7 types of beer at the Speights factory were some high lights!
Then we came to Australia! Yin met us here. My first time! Sydney was a massive city. Massive. Then, I guess we did the regular things - go to blue mountains, touching koalas and feeding kangaroos!
Gold Coast - we spent 5 days there. Ooooo, the beaches were.. picture perfect. Even if it was a bit nippy. I don't think Adrian, Ed, Yin or myself expected to have so much fun for two days playing at the beach - frisbees, soccer balls, and building massive sand structures which held up against multiple waves, but never survived.
Then Yin had to go back :(
After that, we went to Australia Zoo - home of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. The number of types of animals was the smallest I had ever seen. And the price was high... twice of Auckland Zoo. Yet, it was the best zoo I've ever been to! The animals have MASSIVE spaces to roam around in. Also, we touched - koalas, kangaroos, wallabies, wombats (yes, they took them out walking), a baby crocodile (so cute), a blue tongued lizard, an elephant (fed it) and tiger (just kidding).
We didn't go to any theme parks. I am opposed to Sea Worlds, and other such types which keep dolphins in small lakes (even if they seem big to us) - so that was ruled out, and the other theme parks.. were just theme parks. No, two days at the beach was easily that much fun!
Then Adrian left :(
So, Ed and me made our way over to ... Cairns! And this is our first night here. We hope to go on cruises for the next two days. So... we'll see how it goes!
Pictures later... or go to Facebook where the guys have put photos up already!
NOOOOOOOO! 2.5 weeks gone, only a few more days of holiday!!!!
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